What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment