How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!