Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
About 8000
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Because she was out standing in her field.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
My zipper