How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face