Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.