Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.