Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.