Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!