Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."