Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.