What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.