What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle