What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Sick Bird Jokes More Sick Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle