What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.