What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.