Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.