Her mother leaves.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Because it was grounded.
Because he got nailed three times.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)