Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.