Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.