What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!