What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."