Linoleum blownapart.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
Black People
Because they never stand up for themselves.
I want a divorce
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
Because they are most certainly guilty.
Framed.
The Mediterranean Sea
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Interracial
He was having his mid life crisis!
Yo You peel me
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
the rest of them will write Perl
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
