Linoleum blownapart.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
the rest of them will write Perl
It raises their shellfish steam.
Because the steaks are too high.
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
A Sioux Flay
Evo-lotion.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
none, just upgrade to windows
none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
