Linoleum blownapart.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Tosses them off.
Pacific rim
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
Having to toss everyone's salad
See you on the flip side.
Then I frown & order the soup.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Olive Oil.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Chicago.
The match
Cook them in the microwave
His friends egged him on
Make that change"
they touched some many lives
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
She's afraid of heights.
A foot long
Free Endless Salad Tossing
A hand grenade.
