What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.