What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.