What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"