What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.