How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending