What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers