What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger