What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.