What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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Because 10 11 12.

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)