Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.