How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again