How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.