What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.