What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out