What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.