What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Let me count the ways... Five.

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Three way.

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You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Teargas

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Rice-ist!

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Rice.

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A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out