What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.