How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.