How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out