How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out