What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.