What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.