What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd