What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"