What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.