What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!