Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism