Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet