Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.