What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.