Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )