Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

WhatsApp and SMS ?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.