Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!