Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!