Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.