Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit