What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks