A Step-Stool
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Reload.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't