What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.