What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.