What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.