What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa