How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!