How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)