How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle