How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile