How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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The Flosberry Flop.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)