How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!