What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.