What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.