What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.