What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.