What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

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He does lots of bare-obics.

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Loverpool!

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Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.