What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

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The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.