What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup