A: A cramberry.
A flea's blanket.
They exchange cell numbers.
Cantaloupe
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
A signtist!
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Uncultured swine.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!