Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.