Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!