What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.