What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.