Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !