Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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So blind people can hate them to

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin