Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.